leatherleaves:

placeholdername69:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

do you understand my vision

Oh this is too fun

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

the ones that i like are good and the ones that i don’t like are bad. hope this helps

homeboygirl:

mrsterlingeverything:

Hiiii ^_^ please no blunt damage against me

toskarin:

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered “kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt” being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

chips1977:

My stuffed animals

aflo:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

physicsiguess:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

WAIT

fairycosmos:

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you’ve ever seen in your life

the-sappho-of-lesbos:

Source: Lavender Annual - Compiled by Miriam Saphira (1989)

raqhaelia:

i blog for women who crave intimacy but are sooo so scared